Ever smudged your space just to realize you might’ve saged your way straight into spiritual cringe territory?
So here's the tea—and no, it’s not chamomile. It’s white sage smoke, curling through the air like a sacred whisper… or a loud AF "BYE!" to the bullsh*t that’s been clinging to your aura like glitter on velvet.
But before you toss that bundle in the fire like you’re reenacting a scene from your favorite witchy drama, let’s talk ethics—because energy AND integrity matter.
The Problem:
You’re feeling heavy, chaotic, stuck. You know your space needs a reset. But you're scared of crossing spiritual lines, and the internet has you thinking all smudging is cultural appropriation.
The Truth Bomb:
Not all white sage is off-limits—and at Dear Universe Apothecary, we’ve done it right.
Our sage is ethically harvested, sustainably sourced, and—here’s the kicker—we’ve been blessed by the tribe to offer it with reverence, not for trend.
No guilt. Just sacred smoke and powerful intention.
The Ritual Reset: “Smudge the Bullsh*t Away” Spell
(a mini-ritual for clearing out chaos and reclaiming your peace)
🌀 Light your ethically sourced white sage bundle.
🌀 Whisper or shout (your vibe, your choice):
“What’s not mine, I send away. Only peace and power stay.”
🌀 Walk through your space slowly. Doorways. Mirrors. Corners. Yourself.
🌀 End at your front door, say:
“Closed to the chaos. Open to calm.”
🌀 Extinguish safely. Take a deep breath. Let the shift settle in.
At Dear Universe Apothecary, we don’t just sell sage—we honor it.
Every bundle is responsibly sourced, blessed, and offered with the deepest respect to its cultural origins and energetic potency.
✨ Ready to smudge the chaos? Shop our White Sage bundles here